CHAOS REIGNS

So we moved house. I now alternate between living on a building site and in a construction zone. One of the houses doesn’t even get internet until August. Pretty sure that violates some sort of basic human right.

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

I mean look at that. That’s water.

Flying water.

FLYING

FUCKING

WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

why does everything cost money

thatsplicingadventure:

SHUCKLE IS BUFF. YOU DO NOT FUCKLE WITH BUFF SHUCKLE.

LOOK AT MY FACE. -Ryan

subunit replied to your post: Memories in a Box

I liked this, all woo memory box, then I was like wait what you almost died?!

Ah, yes. T’was a bright and sunny lunchtime, the day before my first AS exam. I was cycling to school and stopped at a set of traffic lights. Then I woke up three hours later in the hospital. Apparently I crashed and hit my head (sans-helmet) on the pavement. Was told I was incredibly lucky I didn’t crack my skull open. I then went on to miss all my exams thanks to the resulting concussion. Moral of the story: ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET, KIDS!

Moving on Friday, been packing up my room today. So far, I’ve found:

• GCSE coursework
• A wristband I wore for two/three years straight
• Clothes I was wearing that time I almost died (dried blood and all)
• An unopened Pirates of the Caribbean chess set
• A vintage Lego Technic model of a Battle Droid from The Phantom Menace